Decider After Dark

Time For the Ball Drop: 10 Actors Who Have Showed Balls On Film

1 of 11
BAlls LEAD ART Gallery cover
2 of 11
Alexander DAD Balls
Colin Farrell, Alexander
Director Oliver Stone has produced so many "director's cut"s and "definitive cut"s of his 2004 epic (and epic bomb) about the life of Alexander the Great, it's tough to remember which ones feature which Colin Farrell nude scenes. Just appreciate the fact that in one of them, Colin's balls are supporting performers.
[Where to Stream Alexander]

Photo: Warner Bros.

3 of 11
DAD-Ewan-McGregor-balls
Ewan McGregor, Young Adam
The Scottish actor's propensity for going full frontal in movies earned McGregor a reputation as an exhibitionist (in addition to a great actor). In this early film from Outlaw King director David Mackenzie, McGregor stars alongside fellow often-nude Tilda Swinton.
[Where to Stream Young Adam]

Photo: Sony Pictures Classics

4 of 11
DAD-Shame-balls
Michael Fassbender, Shame
Fassbender got a LOT of attention for swinging his dick around in this 2011 movie from future 12 Years a Slave and Widows director Steve McQueen. But where that dick led, his balls sure did follow.
[Where to Stream Shame]

Photo: Fox Searchlight

5 of 11
Borat DAD Balls
Kev Davitian, Borat
In a scene that had audiences full of Borat-loving bros squirming in their seats at clutching at their WIIIFE, rotund American actor Davitian belly-flopped on top of Sacha Baron Cohen's Borat in the middle of a naked brawl, leaving his testicles pressed aggressively against Borat's famously bushy 'stache.
[Where to Stream Borat]

Photo: 20th Century Fox

6 of 11
Popstar DAD Balls
Judd Apatow (???), Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
The rumor has long been that it was in fact Popstar producer Judd Apatow who volunteered to be the anonymous penis that ends up pressed against Connor 4 Real's limousine window. The Lonely Island boys have "confirmed" this in interviews ... unless they were kidding. Which would be so unlike them! So the mystery continues.
[Where to Stream Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping]

Photo: Universal

7 of 11
DAD-Forgetting-Sarah-Marshall-balls
Jason Segel, Forgetting Sarah Marshall
One of the most famous instances of Comedy Penis in movie history, Jason Segel's emotionally distraught twig and berries were the stars of this particular show.
[Where to Stream Forgetting Sarah Marshall]

Photo: Universal

8 of 11
DAD-Eastern-Promises-balls
Viggo Mortensen, Eastern Promises
Viggo got an Oscar nomination for playing an extremely tough Russian enforcer whose bathhouse brawls included more than a few flashes between his legs.
[Where to Stream Eastern Promises]

Photo: Focus Features

9 of 11
American Reunion DAD Balls
Jason Biggs, American Reunion
When American Reunion reunited the gang from American Pie 13 years later, you knew there would be a reprise of the famous pie-fucking gag. In this case, it was Jim (Biggs) hiding his shame with the lid of a saucepan. The ... transparent glass lid of a saucepan. When will it be time for us to forgive cinema for showing us Jason Biggs's squished-up balls?
[Where to Stream American Reunion]

Photo: Universal

10 of 11
DAD-Pecker-balls
Unknown, Pecker
More people should seek out and appreciate the 1998 John Waters film Pecker, featuring good lead performance by Edward Furlong as the titular Pecker, an amateur photographer in Waters' belovedly trashy Baltimore. Pecker enjoys snapping photos all over town, including the gay bar, where barkeep Martha Plimpton tries her best to enforce the one rule: no teabagging. She's not very successful.
[Where to Stream Pecker]

Photo: Fine Line

11 of 11
DAD-Theres-Something-About-Mary-Balls
Ben Stiller (Sorta), There's Something About Mary
These may not have been real testicles, but the ordeal they underwent was still pretty harrowing. Ben Stiller's high school dweeb getting his frank and beans stuck in his zipper -- that he somehow still zipped all the way up -- remains one of the great visual shocks of raunchy comedy.
[Where to Stream There's Something About Mary]

Photo: 20th Century Fox