I guess all my posting, and lusting, and drooling over Jason Statham on this blog paid off because the kind people at Lionsgate have been listening and sent me the “Transporter 3” picture above for my birthday! Well, I think the “send” date is just a coincidence — but let this be a lesson to all those other stalkers out there. If you are persistent, and have a platform for your inappropriate ogling, then good topless things will come your way!
But next time L-gaters, a shirtless singing birthday-gram is really the way to go. Just sayin.