Casually wondering how much money Mila Kunis has in the bank? Lemme go ahead and answer that for you real quick: SHOCKINGLY HUGE AMOUNTS. Like, turns out being the voice of Meg on Family Guy pays. And you're not even ready for how much she made the year Ted came out. Point is: Mila's net worth is significantly bigger than a lot of other actors out there, so let's dive in, kay? Kay.

Mila's Earnings on That '70s Show: An Investigation

Mila Kunis is probably best known for That '70s Show, and as you might expect, it made her a ton of money. The bad news: Her exact salary isn't known. The good news: After spending way too much time reading old news pieces from the early aughts (it was harrowing, thanks for asking), we unearthed a 2003 Entertainment Weekly story claiming Mila's co-star Topher Grace renegotiated his contract to $250,000 to $300,000 per episode. Or to put it in millions: $6-8 million per season. Gonna go ahead and assume/hope Mila was also making around this much!

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She also reprised her iconique role as Jackie for Netflix's That '90s Show, and we can only assume that she got a pretty penny for that, too.

We Know How Much She Made From Family Guy, and Holy Crap

Celebrity Net Worth reports that Family Guy voice actors earn about $100,000 per episode, which is ~$2 million per year. How! Ev! Er! The Hollywood Reporter claims the cast renegotiated their contracts in 2013 and started earning between $175,000 and $225,000 per episode. Oh, and did we mention Family Guy has been on since 1999? My brain simply cannot handle the tens of millions Mila has in the bank thanks to this show.

She Earned $11 Million in 2013 Alone

According to Forbes, this influx of cash was the result of Mila starring in two major movies: Ted and Oz: The Great and Powerful. And she made another $11 million 2016, this time thanks in large part to brand deals with Gemfields jewelry and Jim Beam.

She Has a Ton of Money Tied Up in Real Estate

If Mila ever needs a quick million (or ten), she can always sell one of the many homes she owns with Ashton Kutcher. According to Celebrity Net Worth, they have a $2.9 million house in Laurel Canyon, a $540,000 condo in West Hollywood, a $10.2 million place in Beverly Hills (which has since sold for slightly more than they paid), and a $10 million home near Santa Barbara.

Here's a casual look at their L.A. farmhouse if you want to feel super great and totally fine about your tiny apartment:

How Much Did Mila Make for Luckiest Girl Alive?

Unclear, because Netflix isn't out here disclosing how much they pay actors (rude). But there are unconfirmed reports that Mila makes as much as $9 million per film. She made $5 million for the first Bad Moms movie and probably raked in more dough for the sequel, too.

FYI: Mila and Ashton Aren't Giving Their Kids Trust Funds

Ashton opened up about this to Dax Shepard on his podcast Armchair Expert, saying, "I'm not setting up a trust for them, we'll end up giving our money away to charity and to various things. And so, if my kids want to start a business and they have a good business plan, I'll invest in it but they're not getting trusts. So, hopefully, they'll be motivated to have what they had or some version of what they had."

Meanwhile, Mila told The Kyle and Jackie O Show, “The one topic of conversation we had even prior to ever having kids was always, 'How do you raise a child to not be an asshole?' It’s so important because we both came from pretty solid poverty backgrounds and grew up very poor and are very much self-made and are very aware of what a dollar is worth. Nothing’s been handed to us." She added, “It’s a matter of teaching them from a very early age that, you know, ‘Mommy and Daddy may have a dollar, but you’re poor. 'You are very poor, you have nothing. Mommy and Daddy have a bank account.’ ”

So What is Mila Kunis's Net Worth in 2023?

That'd be $75 million, according to Celebrity Net Worth. Read it and weep! Like, literally. Am crying.